My Decorating Style can be Described as Pornographic, Apparently

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I have a day-bed in my home office. It makes a handy space for naps or reading or for when I have a houseful of stay-overnight guests.

I found some cute throw pillows at Homesense one day. I loved the designs and the colours so much they came right home with me. Behold:

Colourful, comfortable, and inviting, no?

Mizz J was studying on the day bed one day last week. Oh boy, was she studyingthe pillows.

Mizz J: Mom, did you look at these pillows before you bought them?

Me: Of course! You know how much I love colour and mandala designs!

Mizz J: Did you look closely at them?

Me: Why?

Mizz J: Take a closer look.

Me: OK.

 

 

 

Closeup of Pillow

Me: OK, yeah. I ‘m looking but what am I supposed to be looking at?

Mizz J: Look closer. Much closer.

Mizz J points to a part of the design.

 

 

 

Once seen, never to be unseen.

Me: Huh? What the…!!! OH MY!!!

Cut to Mizz J killing herself laughing at her ol’ mom’s realization of the not-so-hidden design on her pillows.

Hope this post made you laugh as much as I did when I discovered my pillow…er…porn.

Rock on,

The WB

13 thoughts on “My Decorating Style can be Described as Pornographic, Apparently

  1. Christie

    Funny! My sister has a stained glass window in her kitchen that all the boys see the same thing as your pillows. Ha!

  2. Widow Badass

    Yep. My sister suggested I check all of my mandalas for hidden symbols. I countered that perhaps I should insert something like this in all my artwork but then I realized that could be a seen as a dick move. 😉

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